EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
birth control should be required to get into college
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
did i just pee glitter
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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