I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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