3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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