only if we run a train.
done.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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