Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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