I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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