Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we're making bets on your personal life
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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