I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Randomize
