So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So. Much. Porn.
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