She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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