You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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