LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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