You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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