Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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