I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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