jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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