You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
my shit smells like andre
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We left the knife in your bed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
