happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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