He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
where are my eyebrows?
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