I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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