Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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