Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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