How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
