If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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