he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i dont even know how to be here
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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