I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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