my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
