Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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