One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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