When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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