Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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