And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
nutella sex= disaster
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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