Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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