So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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