but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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