I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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