Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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