it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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