I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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