he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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