Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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