I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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