just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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