I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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