I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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