is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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