I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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