I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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