Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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