Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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