Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
