The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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