Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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