He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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