Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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