i already hear my dad disowning me
Say something about gay babies.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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