I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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